This will do nothing for my reputation.

Here’s the part where I speak in third person:

“Luca, the driving force of Creative Enabler and Lollibomb Beauty, enjoys long walks on Hollywood Beach, candlelit dinners, and dropping the f-bomb at inopportune times. When she’s not whipping up new creations in the kitchen for Lollibomb, she can be found holding impromptu dance parties in her living room or rallying the troops in the Jersey City Craft Mafia. She enjoys Nintendo, wines with names that are hard to pronounce, and questionable company.”

Break down the door.